As a responsible citizen it's your duty to police other people's behavior–the good, the bad, and the gassy. Issue this semi-official-ish citation for squeezing the breeze and cutting the cheese, whether offenders are friends, coworkers, loved ones, or total strangers. Do your part to enforce clean-air standards, not to mention good manners!
4 x 5.25 inches, 50 sheets
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