Books That Should Never Exist

Everyday Vampirism. Gross-out Popsicles. Erotic Christmas Tree Decorating. Vice Presidential Fashion Advice. Never Pay a Dentist Again! These books are so bad they’re brilliant—and they’ll never exist (we hope), except in these fully developed, engagingly detailed, laugh-out-loud coloring pages. Here you’ll find board books for babies seeking government and regulatory jobs, large-print guides to unwise retirement strategies, ill-advised memoirs, and unlikely beach reads. It’s the perfect collection of gifts not to get the whole family, but as a gift for yourself, it’s bound to bring joy.